What an ugly trifecta - the most incompetent actress (Priyanka Chopra) in Bollywood meets the new dumbest actor (Harman Baweja) meets Mumbai’s biggest jackass writer-director (Harry Baweja) in Love Story 2050.

Love Story 2050 is an unforgivable, unwatchable, unendurable, unfathomable piece of shit. There’s simply no better way to describe this dung heap of a movie.

Love Story 2050 combines all of the worst elements in Bollywood - horrible acting by the lead actors Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja, a most asinine story, cacophonic songs, mediocre music and the tackiest computer graphics we’ve seen in a long time on the big screen.

Two hours and 55 minutes of mindnumbing torture is what we endured at the AMC Loews Theater on RT-1 in New Brunswich, New Jersey on Thursday evening. There were just 15 people in the whole hall for the 8:25 PM show of Love Story 2050 although it was the long weekend of July 4.

Perhaps the rest of the desi folks in the area were privy to something us dumb folk didn’t.

Love Story 2050 is a disgrace, an ugly herpes sore on the pimple of Bollywood’s dirty backside.

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