I dont know if you have watched or ever be able to watch a movie called “Andaaz Apna Apna” directed by Rajkumar Santoshi. This movie is a cult classic. You may die laughing watching this movie. Seeing this movie, I sometimes miss the good old Salman Khan. Though right now i hate this big bad bollywood brat.
Please write about your feelings about a bimbo called “Hrithik Roshan”.

The movies i hate the most are
Mohabbatein: Amit uncle’s worst movie, Sharukh sucks, can anyone teach him how to act or just emote.

Kaho na Pyaar Hai:
Its been 8 years, and i still dont know what was so special about this shity movie, & bimbo’s ameesha (nice tits, a hell of a brat, she doesn’t even shake hands with commoners,) & Hrithik Roshan.

Rab ne bana di Jodi:
There must be about a 100 things i didn’t understand about this movie, Sharukh is best a comedy, He can’t emote, he just can’t, he better understand this.
You must read postings of Shahrukh’s fans on the net, best of luck, because you may die laughing.

Personally i think every die hard Sharukh fan is an idiot.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write above: I dont know if you have watched or ever be able to watch a movie called “Andaaz Apna Apna” directed by Rajkumar Santoshi. This movie is a cult classic.

We’ll try to watch Andaaz Apna Apna in a few days (Max – a fortnight).

SearchIndia.com Responds:

Scoot.

I mean to say that your style of writing is too boring for us to read.Hence requesting you to close your search india or better change your style (can u understand peter??!!)

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write above: can u pl close this site??!!

Can you please chop off your fingers so that we are not subject to your drivel again?

Vasan: I am defntly not in your place(Zoo) So dont be afraid of it..You can stay there happily!

SearchIndia.com Responds:

There should be a law to prevent idiots like you from ever accessing a keyboard.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write: can u pl close this site??!!

When did you escape from the zoo?

Most Hindi movies are trash and most Bollywood actors, clowns.

Though I’d been reading most of your reviews and the ensuing comments and your replies, for all these years, I never had a strong enough urge to post a comment myself.

I am doing so today only to tell you about a beautiful movie that made me cry. It is named ‘Dasvidaaniya’. Please watch it. You might like it.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

We don’t think Dasvidaaniya released on the East Coast (of the U.S.).

We doubt whether Dasvidaaniya released anywhere in the U.S. at all. That constrains our ability to watch it anytime soon.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

We’ve seen him in Mohabbatein, Delhi Heights (he had a major role here with Macbeth’s witch Neha Dhupia) & a few other movies.

Didn’t think much of the fella. Just doesn’t have life in him (maybe his mother didn’t give him Boost or Complan as child).

You may have a point that sometimes Indian actors are forced to go with crappy scripts for the sake of sheer survival.

Salman Khan and Anil Kapoor, well they were decent actors in their early days but now they are pushing their luck. Apart from No Entry these 2 have gave us some horrendous viewing in recent years.

And Zayed Khan well the least said the better, all i can say is he falls into the category of the dreadful and pathetic which include the likes of Abishek, priyanka, arbaaz/sohail, aysha takia, dino morea, jimmy shergil, ritesh, fardeen, Tusshar, Upen patel, bobby/sunny etc etc i can go on all night.

I cant believe, i just cant, that actors like these are the future of bollywood. I must say that bollywood does churn out the odd few good actors like Manoj Bajpai, Kunal Khemu, Nana Patekar, but they are few and far between.

Oh yea i was just wondering if you guys had watched any of the following movies? these all are Hollywood movies.

1. Superbad
2. The terminal (movie is average but Tom Hanks acting is mesmerising)
3. Cast away (another average movie but the acting from Tom is just so different from the garbage we see these days)
4. History of violence
5. School of Rock
6. wedding crashers

SearchIndia.com Responds:

Added them to our ever-growing Netflix queue.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

But you are not doing a cool job by repeating the same drivel.

Yuvvraaj is trash, plain and simple.

You’ve given me a reason to watch Rain Man though.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write above: You’ve given me a reason to watch Rain Man though

Well, our life has not been in complete vain.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write above: Salman Khan and all the other actors did a great job!

Great job obviously has a different meaning in your dictionary.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: can you recall what was the last Hindi movie that you appreciated?

We liked Taare Zameen Par, Cheeni Kum, Fanaa, Manorama Six Feet Under (lift of China Town)… and among the oldies Aaradhana, Sholay, Bobby, Anamika….

2. You write: Because your one-sided reviews are gives the impression that you hate Indian movies whether it is good or bad

That’s baloney. When our Bollywood and Kollywood movie-makers are not busy stealing, they are busy making crappy movies. Often, they are busy doing both at the same time – as in God Tussi Great Ho. Yes, there are exceptions (which in case you didn’t know the meaning – something that is rare).

Our Bollywood and Kollywood reviews are very fair and balanced. If anything, we are easy on the clowns who masquerade as directors or actors, be it in Hindi movies or Tamil movies.

ur reviews r really good….agree with them always…..

bollywood is all abt making money..what do u expect from an industry where the most popular and wanted are bad actors like shahrukh, salman nd akshay?

i mean….it is shocking how these ppl say that bollywood is going global or that bollywood is comparable to hollywood……

c’mon guys…..someone needs to let these clowns kno that bollywood needs intensive training from hollywood for acting and movie-making………

hollywood makes trash too.but bollywood is 98% trash

how d hell did ‘no entry….welcome….partner….singh is kinggg’….etc bocm hits?

actually someone once said the audience gets what it deserves……..
in india the mass audience are the lower / middle class ppl who dont like intellectual movies…they just want time-pass to forget their daily woes………..and the thinking audience is not given much importance as all bollywood wants is profit…..

bollywood is hypocritical and is doin nothing to tap into the country’s resources….with such a population…surely they are good writers and good original ideas waiting to be discovered…

but no-one has passion for cinema…….the few ppl who do are not appreciated properly or are not supported as much as needed.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: ppl say that bollywood is going global or that bollywood is comparable to hollywood

Won’t happen in our lifetime.

2. You write: in india the mass audience are the lower / middle class ppl who dont like intellectual movies

We have no idea what the intellectual movies you refer to means. All we can say is that most Indian movies are not in the least bit entertaining and not even in the remotest sense can they be considered artistic.

3. You write: but bollywood is 98% trash

Wrong. Bollywood (and Kollywood too) movies are 99.9% trash.

Is there anything to stop these copying? Does Hollywood know that most of these movies are getting “inspired” and then it is also killing the original’s magic.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write: Does Hollywood know that most of these movies are getting “inspired”

Yes.

As to why Hollywood is keeping quiet, it’s a hard question to answer. Probably has to do with the slow, cumbersome judicial process in India and the limited chances of getting hefty compensation even if one wins the court battle.

There was some talk that the producers of Hitch would sue the makers of Bollywood movie Partner. We don’t know if things moved beyond the talk stage.

Bottomline, Indians have very little respect for others’ intellectual property and want to take the shortest road to riches.