Aadhavan Box Office – Less than Kuruvi, More than Billa
Adra Pinja Serupalae
Edra Periya Aruvale
Vetra Indha Nayingalae
Folks, Aadhavan is a dystopian nightmare unleashed on unsuspecting moviegoers by a litter of sadistic pigs and pickpockets (Surya, Nayantara, Vadivelu, producer Udayanidhi Stalin, director K.S.Ravikumar et al) with the sole intention of pissing on your Deepavali celebrations.
A harrowing journey through the hades, no less.
We had a hard time not puking our guts out after sitting through the lengthy, torturous ordeal.
How Tamil movies can be so horrendously bad in this day and age boggles the imagination.
But then we console ourselves with the thought that this is after all Sori-Padam Surya’s film.
Quality and entertainment are the last things you ought to look for in a Surya movie these days.
Over the last few years, Surya Sivakumar has specialized in delivering only Sori-Padam, the worst possible movies: Trash like Vel, Ayan and now this ugly monstrosity Aadhavan.
Aadhavan – Beyond Garbage
A wretched melange of all the pathetic elements including a horribly asinine story, mediocre acting, so-so songs, poor picturization of all songs and a disgustingly grating comedy track, Aadhavan is not something you expect from a veteran director like K.S.Ravikumar but from an ambattan (barber) you hire off the street to direct a film.
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In Aadhavan, Surya is cast as an eponymous assassin tasked with killing a judge who is readying a report on the murder of children for their organs.
Alas, this is no slick Jason Bourne we encounter here. But a jackass of a kitchen help cum assassin.
Alas, this is no Bourne Supremacy. But a Korangu Lunacy.
Alas, this is not a fast-paced action thriller. But a tedious killer.
After an abortive assassination attempt on the judge to prevent release of an inquiry report, Aadhavan (Surya) with the forced help of Banerji (Vadivelu) enters the household of the judge to carry out his nefarious goal.
If the movie is bad so far, it now enters the realm of unyielding nonsense for the next 2 plus hours.
When the ‘twist’ comes, it does not surprise but au contraire seems so silly and utterly implausible. It only drew hoots from the audience, who were completely disengaged with the film (as evidenced by the continuous chatter and jeers).
Surya is not in the least convincing, either as an assassin or as a lover boy. Also, there’s little chemistry between the lead pair Surya and Nayantara.
Cast in the female lead, Nayantara’s sole raison d’être is to inflict maximum agony on viewers. Par for the course for this schmuck.
As usual, this worthless actress makes you wonder why a movie should include a female at all.
Both Surya and Nayantara are awful dancers. Surya seems worse than his old man Sivakumar.
The comedy track with Vadivelu dominates much of the movie (more so than in Kanthasamy or Villu) and every minute is painful.
Despite gallivanting across the globe to the farthest corners, every song in Aadhavan is pitifully picturized including the better numbers like Hasile Fasile, Maasi Maasi and Deko Deko.
Don’t Waste Your $$
Folks, if you have any gray-matter at all, avoid Aadhavan like the plague.
One member of the audience was heard complaining about forking out money to get a headache as he was leaving. We wholly endorse the sentiment considering our $11 was completely down the drain.
Do not even remotely consider watching this nauseating, mind-numbing sickening piece of shit a.k.a Aadhavan.
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Aadhavan Box Office – Less than Kuruvi, More than Billa
See the aadhavan’s BO performance in chennai…
http://sify.com/movies/tamil/fullstory.php?id=14917977&cid=13525926
I didn’t like the film much…. But the film is doing well in TN…
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: See the aadhavan’s BO performance in chennai…
Moron, will you stop writing nonsense. That’s not a request. But an order.
When you talk of Box office performance, there should be some numbers to support it.
Are there any numbers in the link you provide above? No, none at all. Zero numbers.
Then, how the f*ck can you claim that the film is doing well in TN.
Anybody can write Suriya’s Aadhavan continues to rock the Chennai Box Office in its third weekend. Such a sentence is plain drivel without numbers.
Go ahead and claim that Suriya’s Aadhavan did better in its third weekend in Chennai than James Cameron’s Titanic did globally in 10+ years.
In future, when you have nothing to write do not write anything.
Comprende.
Vandatangapa comedy pasanga (here come the clowns).
ha ha ha ha…………….
very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Two days ago when my cousin was having a chat on the net I overheard somebody on the other line (from Sri Lanka) asking him ” Did you watch Aadhavan?” He said no.
Then came a reply (from the other side) with a long groan following with ” It’s f***ing dead” I was laughing from behind. That was the first genuine public reaction I came to know instead of the SUN TV crap shows showing the fans of there gremlin actor’s coming out the theatres saying happily “Soooper padam saar” (Super Movie, Sir)
Or they will say ” Padaththula oru vithyasamana kadha, oru vithyasamana nadippu irukku…” (The story and the acting is something different/excellent in their meaning)… Oh, yeah! It’s different. The chicken shit and the pigeon’s shit has a slight difference. What a movie and what a comment.
You may ask me if I have seen the movie? No.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: You may ask me if I have seen the movie? No.
You are a wise man.
@ Singakutty: You are more than a Singakutty. You are a Dragon Kutty blowing fire on the tamil crappy TV shows. Thank you for bringing this topic in SI. I am always fuming with anger at my wife who is an addict to these F***ing TV serials.
What you say exactly true 100%. SUN TV is one of the worst, least creative TV channels I happen to watch due to my wife’s bloody addiction to crap like:
METTI OLI (f***ING FOLLY), ATHTHIPOOKKAL, MEKALA (CRAPPIEST), KASTHURY (NEVER ENDING GARBAGE), KOLANGAL (UNLIMITED PIG SHIT)…OH! I can’t remember other shits.
That bugger, kalanidhi maran should be shot in the face for dishing out garbage and if that is not enough he produces more garbage and shit for the silverscreen.
Singakutty, you’re a Thangakatty,Thangakatty,Thangakatty…
SearchIndia.com Responds:
When we leave this planet, it’ll be with the distinction of not watching even a single episode of a Tamil TV serial.
@ SI: When we leave this planet, it’ll be with the distinction of not watching even a single episode of a Tamil TV serial.
Whoa!! ! That’s Guinness matter. You’re the wisest.
But, it might be helpful if somebody wants to end the misery of this life on earth.
SearchIndia.com Responds:
You write: You’re the wisest
You mean ‘vicest,’ right.
SI:You mean ‘vicest,’ right.
Yeah, of course the vicest and the concerned. Manidhan Paadi, Mirugam Paadi kalandu seiydha kalawai nee…Ulleay mirugam (After watching Bollywood/Kollywood) Veliye manidhan (SI:Blog) vilanga mudiya, kavidai nee….
English Version: Part man,part animal (Manimal) you’re a mysterious mixture. Inside animal (after watching crap shows from Bollywood/Kollywood) outward human (Writing SI Blog) misunderstood thing you are….
Sorry: This is a crap from me. Please take it lightly.
BTW, this Kalanidhi Maran, have I written properly? or is it Kalanidhi MORON?
SearchIndia.com Responds:
Sun TV is the opium for the Tamil masses to distract from the Loose Paiya’s atrocities.
When we leave this planet, it’ll be with the distinction of not watching even a single episode of a Tamil TV serial
you more than compensate for it by watching every movie released in movie shitty.
wow, i haven’t posted here in 2/3 days.. sort of a record.. I am actually busy at work.. no coolie can take my work (I think)!
SearchIndia.com Responds:
1. You write: no coolie can take my work (I think)!
Don’t be too sure.
The Republicun*s are in the ascendant again.
2. You write: you more than compensate for it by watching every movie released in movie shitty.
It’s been some time now.