SearchIndia.com Responds:

Just back from our Pravarakyudu misadventure – Pravarakyudu Review – Not a Movie, An Abomination.

anywayz…on an off note…have u seen vishal bharadwaj’s Maqbool?? Its an adaptation of Macbeth and stars all of ur favourite actors : Tabu, Irrfan Khan, Pankaj Kapoor, Nasseruddin shah, Om Puri…I think u will like it…please do watch and review it one of these days!

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. Haven’t seen Maqbool.

Since we’re in a Tabulicious mood these days, we’ll watch it soon if it’s available at Netflix.

2. You write: I’m so sick of these stupid akshay-priyadarshan comedies!!

You and a billion others.

We have a hard time accepting that this fella is not an utter imbecile as far as movies go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyNhCfshBnw#t=2m03s
not sure why Metallica has left this song online.

hey, don’t hassle the torchee.. he/she is drunk and dizzy, remember?

SearchIndia.com Responds:

Our favorite lines from the above song:

Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Well.. I ended up watching De Dana Dan during the weekend. My friend couldnt tolerate the movie after about 1 hour so he went to bed. I watched the movie for another hour and thought that the movie will(maybe?) make sense towards the end. I left it as I started getting a headache and felt like I was drunk and dizzy.

Next day:
Me and my friend started the movie where I had left. About 40 minutes later the movie finally ended. We looked at each other with a questioned expression. We can never get the 3 hours of our life that we lost watching this movie!!! There should be a punishment for directors who make such movies and should be charged for mental harrassment and torcher.

Was this a movie?? No it was a mumbo jumbo of some actors who tried too damn hard to make others laugh. I can only sympathize with anyone who went all the way to the theatre with no access to pause, stop and fwd buttons and having this pathetic crappy load torcher you in darkness.

I totally agree with the reviewer of this movie at top of the web page.

Enough said. Grab a painkiller if you still want to torcher yourself and bring the economy to recovery state by spending money on the ticket and the popcorn. Yeah.. now that is the only one thing which you really can enjoy.. popcorn!

I will repeat. It is not a movie.. it is a torcher!! Did I tell you it was a torcher?? Torcher! it is
T – O – R – C – H – E – R. That is how you spell it!

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: I will repeat. It is not a movie.. it is a torcher!! Did I tell you it was a torcher?? Torcher! it is
T – O – R – C – H – E – R. That is how you spell it!

What is your English teacher’s name?

Somebody should torch her.

2. You write: I totally agree with the reviewer of this movie at top of the web page.

We’ll convey your sentiments to that torcherer.

3. We enjoyed Hera Pheri and All the Best.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

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“”There were all of seven or eight people for the first show (10:25AM) of De Dana Dan at the AMC Empire”"—> who the hell askd you to watch his movie first show first day, u sure hv a crush on him but like to talk to shit abt him ….don’t ya ??? keep it coming babe..

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: the guy made a movie with a lot of effort…and i sure appreciate his creativity

It sure doesn’t look like any effort or creativity went into this garbage.

2. You write: who the hell askd you to watch his movie first show first day, u sure hv a crush on him but like to talk to shit abt him

No, we don’t have a crush on any one. Except maybe ourselves.

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SearchIndia.com Responds:

The reviewer is too kind.

I am running out of luck with good movies lately – the last movie i saw was kanden kadhalai. I had seen a response for a comment from you that you are not going to review kanden kadhalai. GOOD CALL! may god bless you! pathetic acting – and direction. the worst part was, the director on an interview was saying ‘this is very very different from the hindi movie’ (when every dialogue was the same).

Anyway..thanks for the review – unfortunately i read this only after watching the piece of shit.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write: i just saw de dana dan today..u r totally right..it was a noisy piece of crap….unfortunately i read this only after watching the piece of shit.

We feel your pain.

De Dana Dan is completely worth missing.

PS: I saw most of the theater people LOL’d during the movie including me and thanks and no thanks for your review. See you in some other matter.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write above: I saw most of the theater people LOL’d during the movie including me

Blessed are those who can peer into their inner-selves.

2. You write: but I am fine

The Lord be praised.

Guess, our prayers on your behalf have not been in vain.

But I would like to say one thing. There is a way too mch difference between Hindi movie and English movie. While watching an english movie, the Director knows that I am talking to an intellectual person but bollywood movie director make movies for AAM-JANTA. So you need to leave your mind behind.

You can’t expect a man earning Rs 3000 a month and think like you. Perhps you shouldn’t watch such movie coz these movies are for TAPORI’s who can leave their mind at home and can enjot the movie at the best.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: bollywood movie director make movies for AAM-JANTA. So you need to leave your mind behind.

Bravo, What excellent advice.

Hindi movie-goers must take only their wallets and leave their minds behind.

2. You write: While watching an english movie, the Director knows that I am talking to an intellectual person but bollywood movie director make movies for AAM-JANTA

Ah, we see. English movies are for intellectuals and Hindi movies for schmucks. Thank you so much for dropping that pearl of wisdom.

3. You write: Perhps (sic) you shouldn’t watch such movie coz these movies

BTW, what’s your next bit of advice for us?

Are we permitted to have dinner tonight?

4. You write: But I would like to say one thing.

Just one thing?

Please do not be parsimonious with the cornucopia of your imaginative ideas, sir.

After reading your blogs for sometime, I can definitely credit you that you have an awesome vocabulary or replying someone back in a negative sense. No one can match you in that.. But I am sorry to say that you have no appreciation or well wishes for anything and your knowledge engulfs itself in just negativity.

I know you will read my entire two above paras and break them into 4-5 points and blast out at me… Go ahead… waiting for your reply… If you want next time I can start replying you in 4-5 points as you like so you dont have to separate them, you can reply me directly…

SearchIndia.com Responds:

People complain that we turn the other cheek far too often. Are you sure you haven’t mistaken us for someone else, sweetie-pie? Let’s all be honest (at least for once, eh) – most Indian movies are garbage. To make you happy, this time we didn’t split our response into four or five points. Happy?

Do you think that this crime caper with morons and too many oddball characters confusion type genre has reached its logical end?

Sunil Shetty is one of those warm body actors with decent name recognition but no box office credibility, he’s probably in the movie probably because the producer was superstitious to think Akshay+Paresh+Sunil = Hera Pheri, when they did not watch the original in Malayalam or original remake in Tamil

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write: Do you think that this crime caper with morons and too many oddball characters confusion type genre has reached its logical end?

You underestimate the stupidity of an Indian film director only at your peril.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

Nodona (we’ll see).

Nodi swamy, Gaalipata DVD sigadhu kashta illi (hard to get hold of the DVD here).

u can tolerate the shit piece movies of jim carry and his acting just because he is from hollywood, but u cant tolerate bollywood, so u r calling DE DANA DAN a pathetic garbage….it is the best of all comedy movies i have ever ssen in my life, what a chemistry among the hera pheri team…

SearchIndia.com Responds:

1. You write: i think u dont know anythin about movies, u just know to critice good movies,in india everyone is liking the movie,even some has wathced the movie twice in one day.

Were didd yuo learnned to right succh wunderfool centences, man?

2. You write: in india everyone is liking the movie,even some has wathced the movie twice in one day

Mon dieu, are there no limits to your nonsense.

Surely some asylum in your neighborhood is one inmate short this evening.

3. You write: it is the best of all comedy movies i have ever ssen in my life

Better than the annual production of your loony bin?

4. You write: what a chemistry among the hera pheri team…

Kiddo, there is zero chemistry in De Dana Dan, only the stupid biology of the zombies populating this trash.

5. You write: u can tolerate the shit piece movies of jim carry (sic) and his acting just because he is from hollywood

Moron, you are unfit to carry the night-soil of Jim Carrey. Do not mention his name ever again.

SearchIndia.com Responds:

You write: It was regarded in 1998 that Mani Rathnam did not make the movie Dimaag Se (he didnt use his brains while making Dil Se)

Funny.