Kuruvi Review - Nonstop Nonsense

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister Karunanidhi’s grandson Udhayanidhi Stalin has delivered a Sakkada Panni (dirty pig) of a movie in his maiden production Kuruvi.

Vijay and bathroom video fame starlet Trisha assisted by Ashish Vidyarthi and Suman come together in this horrendous nightmare called Kuruvi to deliver nonstop nonsense from the first frame to the last.

Kuruvi has much going against it - the story is not remotely credible, music is intolerable, the acting is unbearable, action scenes unendurable and overall the movie is just insufferable.

Kuruvi’s story - if you dare call this garbage a story - is an act of breathtaking inanity.

A venal politician Konda Reddy (Ashish Vidyarthi) has found diamonds beneath government land in Cuddapah and seeks to exploit that for personal gain with a bunch of poor laborers that he has forced into virtual slavery and beats and kills brutally with an ugly posse of henchmen led by a cartoon called Cuddapah Raja who stubs his cigarettes on the palms of young boys.

Hello, will someone please tell Kuruvi’s director Dharani that this is the 21st century. Involuntary servitude and slavery in movies are so 20th centuryish and went out of fashion decades ago. Che, che.

Konda Reddy’s partner in crime is his friend Kocha (Suman), an Indian gangster based in Malaysia and the elder brother of a young girl Devi (Trisha), who is not keen on getting married to a comical mini-thug called Suri with a chronic inability to shoot straight.

And Vijay is Vel, son of a contractor Singamuthu (Manivannan), who is one of the many men that the villain Konda Reddy has kept under his unyielding yoke in a quarry.

Tamil movie directors - and presumably fans too - do not consider a film complete without either Vivek or Vadivelu to provide some cheap, vulgar laughs.  So you have Vivek in Kuruvi, playing Vijay’s sidekick. But Vivek fails to provide much joy or even those cheap laughs in Kuruvi because much of the dialogs here are so bizarrely banal.

Dharani, who directed Vijay’s successful 2004 film Ghilli, is the architect of the badly-made Kuruvi.

Kuruvi is such an idiotic movie that in one scene Continue Reading…

Kuruvi Coming on May 2

(Read the Kuruvi Review here)

Vijay’s new movie Kuruvi is releasing on May 2 in the U.S.

Directed by Dharani and produced by Udhayanidhi Stalin and LSS Sathyan, Kuruvi also features Trisha Krishnan, Suman and Vivek.

Vijay’s last movie Azhagiya Tamil Magan was a horrendous piece of trash. Let’s hope Kuruvi is better.

Here are the showtimes for Kuruvi in the U.S.:

Bay Area - San Jose

Century Berryessa 10
1171 North Capitol Ave
San Jose, CA 95132

May 08 |  4:00 PM | 8:00 PM
May 09 |  6:00 PM | 9:30 PM
May 10 | 11:30 AM | 3:00 PM | 6:30 PM | 10:00 PM
May 11 | 11:30 AM | 3:00 PM | 6:30 PM | 10:00 PM
May 12 |  4:00 PM | 8:00 PM
May 13 |  4:00 PM | 8:00 PM
May 14 |  4:00 PM | 8:00 PM
May 15 |  4:00 PM | 8:00 PM

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Falls Church - Virginia

Loehmann Twin Cinemas
7291 Arlington Blvd
Falls Church, VA 22042

May 09 | 9:15 PM
May 10 | 3:15 PM | 6:15 PM | 9:15 PM
May 11 | 3:15 PM | 6:15 PM | 9:15 PM
May 12 | 7:30 PM
May 13 | 7:30 PM

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Ultimate Korangu’s Billa for Cannes? - What a Shame!

For the sake of the honor of Tamil Nadu and 77 million Tamils worldwide, we hope that the reports of Ajith’s Billa being screened on May 10 at the Cannes Film Festival turn out to be false.

Featuring the two non-actors Ajith and Nayantara, Ajith’s Billa (the remake of the old Billa starring Rajinikanth) is one of the ugliest Tamil movies we’ve seen in several decades.

As if watching Ajith’s Billa was not bad enough, now comes the horrifying news that this horror show is going to be showcased at the upcoming Cannes Film Festival.

All these years, we thought the Cannes Film Festival was the occasion to showcase high-art not serve as a bastion of low-fart.

Upon hearing of the Ajith’s Billa-for-Cannes report, we were reminded of what the British author Theodore Dalrymple wrote in the book Our Culture, What’s Left of It:

To be a man of artistic taste now requires that you have no standards at all to be violated: which, as Ortega y Gasset said, is the beginning of barbarism.

When there are far better movies like Mozhi and Sathum Podaathay, it’s an affront to all notions of fair play to send garbage like Billa to an international film festival. It’s like awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to monsters like Continue Reading…

Rajinikanth Deserves Better than Gayathri

If Gayathri Sreekanth undertakes her ophthalmological work with the same callous carelessness as her shoddy biography of Tamil film star Rajinikanth (The Name is Rajinikanth), there must be a lot of unfortunate souls moving about in Chennai with blurred vision, or worse, without any vision.

Besides being a pathetic attempt at hagiography, almost every page in the book The Name is Rajinikanth is riddled with spelling errors, grammatical errors, factual errors or arguments that are sheer nonsense.

As every page in this so-called biography amply attests, Gayathri Sreekanth is a literary bimbette who has no more than a passing acquaintance with the English language. If the task of writing in English was too heavy a cross for this dolt to bear, she should have stuck to Tamil and got the book translated.

Great biographies by authors like Carl Sandburg (Abraham Lincoln), William Manchester (Winston Churchill) and David McCullough (Harry Truman) firmly set their subjects in an age and then weave a fine tale that brings both the age and the individual to life.

Neither Rajinikanth nor his milieu, be it the superstar’s early days in Bangalore, his later years in neighboring Chennai or the Tamil movie industry, come to life Continue Reading…

Movie City (Oak Tree Road, Edison): Total Disgrace

Movie City on Oak Tree Road, Edison (New Jersey), which screens Hindi, Tamil, Telugu and Kannada movies, is one of the worst theaters we’ve been too in the U.S.

The AC doesn’t work, picture quality is bad (scenes are horizontally split on screen sometimes), the toilets are in very, very bad shape, the Samosas they sell in the concession stand are pathetic and inedible, and overall Movie City is a disgustingly lousy movie hall.

It’s sheer agony to watch a movie at Movie City.

The theater’s management ought to be ashamed of itself.

Edison Township must inspect this awful theater and revoke its license.

We’ve heard that Ad Labs has taken over this theater. Let’s hope they fix Movie City soon before the crowds completely disappear.

In case you are wondering, the only reason we visit Movie City is because Tamil movies are usually not screened in mainstream American theaters like Regal or AMC, which screen Hindi movies routinely.

Santosh Subramaniam - Hey, Jayam Ravi Can Act

One of the revelations - and pleasant surprises - of Santosh Subramaniam is how much Jayam Ravi has honed his acting skills.

We were quite disappointed with Jayam Ravi’s unpolished performance in Something Something Unakkum Enakkum.

Suffice to say, Jayam Ravi is orders of magnitude better in Santosh Subramaniam, released on April 11/12 in the U.S.

If only, Jayam Ravi would improve his dancing skills now.

By and large, dancing in Tamil movies makes us want to lunge at the screen in frustration. It’s totally graceless, like a bunch of pigs jumping up and down. If you want to see some grace and style in dancing, watch some of Michael Jackson’s old dances, particularly for Billie Jean and you’ll realize what fine dancing is. Even Bollywood is not that good when it comes to dancing, maybe just a shade better than Kollywood.

And who the heck is the dance choreographer for Santosh Subramaniam. We’d like to know. The bozo has done a disservice to the movie and should consider sticking to choregoraphing funeral processions going forward. You know the kind common in many Tamil movies where a few wailing drunks beat their chests and lead the funeral procession.

Besides Jayam Ravi, Santosh Subramaniam - a remake of the successful Telugu film Bommarillu - features Genelia and Prakash Raj in key roles.

Santosh Subramaniam  is - no surprise here - yet another teenage love story.

The story itself is nothing to get excited about Continue Reading…

Yaaradi Nee Mohini or Yaaradi Nee Shani?

Yaaradi Nee Mohini
Director: Mithran R. Jawahar
Actors:  Dhanush, Nayantara, Raghuvaran
Music: Yuvan Shankar Raja
Story, Screenplay & Dialogs: Selvaraghavan

What an ugly movie!

Is there no respite for suffering Tamil movie fans from garbage like Yaaradi Nee Shani oops Yaaradi Nee Mohini?

Yaaradi Nee Shani is the usual ugly Kollywood combination of a pathetic story, disgusting acting and hopeless music.

Three people deserve maximum blame for the disgraceful concoction that is Yaaradi Nee Mohini - director Jawahar, story/screenplay/dialog writer Selvaraghavan and actress Nayantara - but others like Dhanush and Yuvan Shankar Raja are also unstinting in contributing generously to the overall misery quotient.

In one scene toward the end of Yaaradi Nee Shani, an angry Dhanush yells Mundo at Nayantara.  Never has a more apt epithet been hurled at an actress in the annals of Tamil cinema.

An utterly incompetent actress bereft of any graces, Nayantara torments and heaps agony on moviegoers in film after film ad nauseum, ad infinitum.

In our view, Nayantara seems to be selected by Tamil film directors in fond and illusory hopes that the audience will focus on her bountiful physical assets and ignore her total lack of acting talent.

Nayantara can’t act, she can’t dance and she ain’t even all that pretty.

Lately, a scowl seems to be a permanent fixture on Nayantara’s face. You saw her ugly, irritating scowl in Billa and by God that same ugly scowl returns to torture us in Yaaradi Nee Mohini.

Just what is this wooden actress capable of? Not much, at least in the world of Tamil cinema.

Selvaraghavan deserves blame for his inability Continue Reading…

Actor Raghuvaran Dies

Popular South Indian film actor Raghuvaran died of cardiac arrest in Chennai at the age of 60.

Originally from Palakkad area of Kerala, Raghuvaran acted in Tamil, Malayalam, Telugu and Hindi films in supporting roles like the doctor in Sivaji or as villain like the criminal gang leader in Bheema. 

One of the better actors in the Tamil film industry, Raghuvaran’s last film was the Tamil movie Sila Nerangalil.

Raghuvaran is survived by a son and his ex-wife actress Rohini.

Click here for a filmography of Raghuvaran.

Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan Review - Total Rubbish

A worthless piece of trash, Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan is sheer agony to endure.

Since we’ve enjoyed Vadivelu’s comedy for several years, it was with a great deal of excitement and anticipation that we headed to the Newark Screens theater in Newark, NJ on Saturday to watch Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan.

Oh, what a horrendous nightmare it turned out to be.

While the makers of Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan tout it as a comedy, the movie is nothing short of a tragedy for viewers who made the mistake of shelling out $10 to watch this trash.

Director Thambi Ramaiah and producer Manickam Narayanan ought to be hounded out of the Tamil movie industry with a broomstick for inflicting garbage like Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan on hapless viewers. 

This is a movie that should never have seen the light of the day.

Unbearably crude, horribly amateurish and silly beyond belief, Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan left us with a stinging migraine at the end.

There is no story worth speaking of in Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan, the sets are more amateurish than a high school drama production set and the acting garishly loud.

Vadivelu plays three roles in this movie - King of Gods Indira, God of Death Yama and a stage-actor Azhagappan in the village.

And he is unwatchable, unendurable and unfathomable in all of them.

None of the three roles Vadivelu plays leave a pleasing impression Continue Reading…

Indiralohathil Na Azhagappan Showtimes in USA

Click here for Indiralogathil Na Azhagappan Review.

Here are the showtimes for Indiralohathil Na Azhagappan movie starring VadiveluTheetha Sharma, Nassar and Shriya Saran in USA.

Indiralohathil Na Azhagappan is releasing on February 1 in New Jersey, Maryland, Bay Area and other centers.

Indiralohathil Na Azhagappan Showtimes in USA

New Jersey

Newark Screens
360-394,Springfeild Avenue
Newark, NJ 07103

Feb 1 |  7:00 PM | 9:45 PM
Feb 2 | 12:30 PM | 3:30 PM | 6:30 PM | 9:30 PM
Feb 3 | 12:00 PM | 3:00 PM | 6:00 PM | 9:00 PM
Feb 4 |  8:00 PM
Feb 5 |  8:00 PM
Feb 6 |  8:00 PM

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Maryland

P & G Wheaton Plaza 11
11160 Veirs Mill Rd
Silver Spring, MD 20902

Feb 1 | 8:30 PM
Feb 2 | 1:00 PM | 5:00 PM | 8:30 PM
Feb 3 | 1:00 PM | 5:00 PM | 8:30 PM
Feb 4 | 7:45 PM
Feb 6 | 7:45 PM

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Boston

Regent Theaters
7 Medford St
Arlington, MA 02474

Feb 2 | 2:00 PM | 5:30 PM

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Bay Area

IMC 6
1433 The Alameda
San Jose, CA 95126

Feb 14 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM
Feb 15 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM | 11:15 PM
Feb 16 | 1:00 PM | 4:30 PM |  8:00 PM | 11:15 PM
Feb 17 | 1:00 PM | 4:30 PM |  8:00 PM
Feb 18 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM
Feb 19 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM
Feb 20 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM
Feb 21 | 4:30 PM | 8:00 PM

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Chicago

Bloomingdale Court Theaters
324 W Army Trail Rd
Bloomingdale, IL 60108

Feb 1 | 9:15 PM
Feb 2 | 3:00 PM | 6:15 PM |  9:30 PM
Feb 3 | 2:00 PM | 5:00 PM |  8:00 PM
Feb 4 | 8:00 PM
Feb 5 | 8:00 PM

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Irving, TX

Fun Asia Irving
1735 N Story Rd Ste 172
Irving, TX  75061

Feb 1 | 9:30 PM
Feb 3 | 2:30 PM | 6:00 PM 
Feb 4 | 8:00 PM

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Dallas, TX

Fun Asia Cinemas
1210 E Belt Line Rd
Richardson, TX 75081

Feb 2 | 2:30 PM | 6:00 PM | 9:30 PM

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Minneapolis

Brookdale 8 Theater
5810 Shingle Creek Pkwy
Brooklyn Center, MN 55430

Feb 8 | 8:30 PM

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St.Louis

Wherenbergh St. Charles 18 Cine
1830 First Capitol Dr South
St.Louis, MO 63303

Feb 10 | 3:30 PM

Please confirm the movie timings with the theater before going.

Bheema - Avoid Like the Plague

If you thought Ajith’s Billa was bad, you ain’t seen real bad until you’ve seen Vikram’s Bheema.

Bheema achieves the odious distinction of having nothing going for it.

Not the story. Not the acting. Not the music. Not the dances. And definitely not the action scenes.

Dooming this worthless piece of garbage from the getgo, is the poor attention to the story.

The story lurches around the rivalry between two criminal gangs led by Chinna (Prakash Raj) and Periyavar (Raghuvaran) with Sekhar (Vikram) joining his childhood idol Chinna’s gang and taking it to greater heights.

But the plot lacks finesse or depth.

Further, a story that centers around enemity between two criminals gangs has been recycled far too many times in Tamil films to provide any joy to fans.

Barring Prakash Raj to some extent, none of the other actors distinguish themselves in Bheema. Not even Vikram, who is an actor of high calibre as ably demonstrated by his exemplary performance in Anniyan a few years back.

But in Bheema, Vikram delivers a ho-hum Ajith-like performance.

Raghuvaran and Trisha are the worst performers in Bheema.

Raghuvaran is usually a decent actor but in Bheema, he is a caricature of his usual self.

As for Trisha (the heroine of Bheema), this young girl of bathroom video fame is pathetically unequal to the task of acting and sheer agony to behold on the screen. In Bheema, Trisha plays Vikram’s love interest.

A graceless actress and a graceless dancer, Trisha is the kiss of death for a movie. Surely, even the Kaiyya/Vaaya girls on Marina Beach must display more grace in their actions than this bimbo. Right?

No surprise then that while Trisha’s peers like Asin and Shriya Saran are moving on to bigger Continue Reading…

Bheema Movie Showtimes in USA & Canada

Click Here for Bheema Review

Vikram Fans, here are the showtimes for the much anticipated Bheema movie starring Vikram, Trisha and Prakash Raj in USA.

Bheema is releasing on January 15 in New Jersey, Virginia, Bay Area and other centers.

Bheema Showtimes in USA

Bay Area

San Jose

Century 10 Berryessa
1171 N Capitol Ave
San Jose CA 95132

Mar 13 | 1:55 PM| 5:15 PM| 8:35 PM
Mar 14 |12:00 PM| 3:25 PM| 6:50 PM| 10:15 PM
Mar 15 |12:00 PM| 3:25 PM| 6:50 PM| 10:15 PM
Mar 16 |12:00 PM| 3:25 PM| 6:50 PM| 10:15 PM
Mar 17 | 1:55 PM| 5:15 PM| 8:35 PM
Mar 18 | 1:55 PM| 5:15 PM| 8:35 PM
Mar 19 | 1:55 PM| 5:15 PM| 8:35 PM
Mar 20 | 1:55 PM| 5:15 PM| 8:35 PM

Fremont

Park Theatre
37411 Fremont Blvd
Fremont, CA  94536

Jan 15 | 8:00 PM 
Jan 16 | 8:00 PM
Jan 17 | 8:00 PM
Jan 18 | 5:00 PM | 8:00 PM | 11:00 PM
Jan 19 | 2:00 PM | 5:00 PM |  8:00 PM | 11:00 PM
Jan 20 | 2:00 PM | 5:00 PM |  8:00 PM
Jan 21 | 8:00 PM
Jan 22 | 8:00 PM
Jan 23 | 8:00 PM
Jan 24 | 8:00 PM

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New Jersey

Movie City
1655 Oak Tree Rd
Edison, NJ  08817

Jan 26 | 1:15 PM | 4:15 PM | 7:15 PM | 10:00 PM
Jan 27 | 2:00 PM | 5:00 PM | 8:00 PM
Jan 28 | 8:15 PM
Jan 29 | 8:15 PM
Jan 30 | 8:15 PM

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Virginia

Loehmanns Twin Cinemas
7291 Arlington Blvd
Falls Church, VA  22042

Jan 15 | 8:00 PM 
Jan 16 | 7:30 PM
Jan 17 | 7:30 PM
Jan 18 | 6:00 PM | 9:00 PM
Jan 19 | 1:00 PM | 5:00 PM | 9:00 PM
Jan 20 | 1:00 PM | 5:00 PM | 9:00 PM
Jan 21 | 7:30 PM 

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Artesia

Naz 8
6440 South St
Lakewood, CA  90713

Jan 17 | 9:00 PM
Jan 18 | 6:00 PM | 8:00 PM |11:00 PM
Jan 19 |12:00 PM | 3:00 PM | 5:30 PM | 8:00 PM | 11:00 PM
Jan 20 |12:00 PM | 3:00 PM | 5:30 PM | 8:00 PM
Jan 21 | 7:00 PM 
Jan 22 | 7:00 PM 
Jan 23 | 7:00 PM 

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